Funkins

Posted by on Oct 10, 2013 in fall, Unmowed Blog | 0 comments

Funkins.plastic pumpkins

These are not only artificial pumpkins. They are artificial pumpkins that you can carve.

You carve the plastic shell with a knife, and make a face in the plastic side of the plastic pumpkin, and then I suppose you light it with an electric candle. funkins

What is our nation coming to when our youth can’t muck around with sharp knives, play with matches, and get slimy with pumpkin guts?

No seeds to roast. No sharp smell of smoke as the candle burns the top of the pumpkin lid. No chance to watch the pumpkin slowly decompose during the week after Halloween as the smile turns into a rotting, evil grin.

$29.99.

No fun.

fake pumpkins

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